When the parenting plan is so tangled, even the court gives up. 📜

"My coparent's just plain impossible. I didn't know where else to turn." "Unbind this parenting plan — release this cursed schedule…" "No judgment! We get tons of referrals from family court." Judge: "I'm sorry. This is outside my jurisdiction."

Some custody agreements are so full of competing conditions, carve-outs, and "unless" clauses that untangling them would require a forensic accountant, a priest, and possibly a wizard.

If your parenting plan reads like a legal thriller crossed with an escape room, you might be in high-conflict territory. 😅

Has your custody schedule ever become more complicated than your taxes?