Holidays on trial. ⚖️🎅

"So, you delivered equal presents to both houses?"

"...Yes, your Honor."

Santa has dealt with a lot in his centuries of service. Chimney logistics. Time zone math. The Great Cookie Shortage of 2019. But nothing — NOTHING — prepared him for being subpoenaed in a custody dispute over Christmas equity.

In high-conflict coparenting, even the holidays don't escape legal scrutiny. Did the other house get a bigger tree? A better gift? Was Grandma's visit documented?

Let Santa do his job. Let the kids have Christmas. ☃️