
"Motion to skip vegetables: denied." 🥦
While final, the court suspected the ruling might be overturned in the next jurisdiction.
The "two sets of rules" problem is real in coparenting. One house: vegetables are non-negotiable. The other: cereal counts as dinner if everyone agrees. Kids are brilliant strategists — they learn exactly which jurisdiction to appeal to.
This is the lighter version of house-to-house inconsistency. But it speaks to something real: kids already navigating a lot of change benefit from consistency between homes where possible.
That said… sometimes the kid just doesn't want broccoli. That's just Tuesday. 🥦