"So you're seeking 50/50 custody because you want equal time with your children?"
*pulls out calculator*
"Uh, one sec… Ah yes. That evens out nicely."
It all made perfect cents. 💰
We're not going to pretend that child support calculations have zero influence on custody negotiations. Family law attorneys will tell you: the math is always in the room.
But here's what we know: kids notice when they're wanted for themselves versus when they're a line item. And they remember.
Time with your children is priceless. The motivation behind seeking it matters more than you think.
"So you're opposing 50/50 custody… for safety reasons?"
"Yes… that adds up. All in the best interest of the children, of course."
*calculator visible on desk*
Alienation always comes at a price. 💰
Not every objection to 50/50 is financial — some are completely legitimate, and real safety concerns absolutely warrant different arrangements.
But in some cases, the "safety" narrative and the child support math align suspiciously well.
The kids always figure it out eventually. And they have to live with what was decided on their behalf. That's the part that matters most.