Custody Battle Comics
The fight for time, drawn from the inside. Custody evaluations, competing narratives, and the slow realisation that nobody wins a war over a child — least of all the child.
#74 "Zealous Advocacy."
#60 The junk kids watch these days
#48 "Couldn't you just… email it to me like a normal person?"
#43 Nothing says "I've moved on" like another $5,000 attorney bill
#31 Discovery Request No. 266:
#28 Three counties later, Jon finally found an attorney willing to tell him exactly what he wanted to hear
#29 Not the character witness the court was hoping for
#36 Somewhere over Ohio, Gary started to regret flying pro se
#22 Resentment: the gift that keeps on billing
#18 Some people don't care what the retainer costs
#15 "So you're seeking 50/50 custody because you want equal time with your children?"
#14 Pronouns are hard under oath
#2 Court is basically theater. And then reality checks in
#12 Bring Your Lawyer to Family Court Day
#4 A friendly suggestion, filed as Exhibit B
#9 "I insist our children only eat organic. No dyes. No sugar. No processed snacks. In. Either. Home."
#11 "As you can see, Your Honor, my client earned FOUR stars this month."
#10 Exhibit A through ZZZ